April 23, 2014 @ 6:26pm with notes (2777)    via (root)








clestroying:

clestroying:

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip off

April 23, 2014 @ 6:25pm with notes (91308)    via (root)








plaid-monkey:

You garden is quite lovely. It would be a shame if something were to… happen to it…

plaid-monkey:

You garden is quite lovely. It would be a shame if something were to… happen to it…

April 23, 2014 @ 3:27pm with notes (353149)    via (root)
# THREATS 








fyeahdrake:

Drake “vigorously” lint rolling his pants

April 23, 2014 @ 2:57pm with notes (568)    via (root)








Source: fyeahdrake Via: 3wayplane
sardoodledom:

hands up if you’d break the toilet if you sat like this to poop.

I just imagined myself trying to do this and foresaw myself losing my footing (or got a leg cramp, your pick), causing my leg to plunge all the way into the bowl where it would get stuck, followed by a frantic 911 call for help with the paramedics rushing in and laughing at me.
OH GOD I WOULDN’T EVEN BE WEARING UNDERWEAR.
Fuck it, I’d just drink some toilet cleaner and pray for death instead.

sardoodledom:

hands up if you’d break the toilet if you sat like this to poop.

I just imagined myself trying to do this and foresaw myself losing my footing (or got a leg cramp, your pick), causing my leg to plunge all the way into the bowl where it would get stuck, followed by a frantic 911 call for help with the paramedics rushing in and laughing at me.

OH GOD I WOULDN’T EVEN BE WEARING UNDERWEAR.

Fuck it, I’d just drink some toilet cleaner and pray for death instead.

April 23, 2014 @ 12:45am with notes (664)    via (root)








Source: dogmemes Via: sardoodledom

I just like to imagine the director screaming, “MORE GLITTER! THERE NEEDS TO BE MORE GLITTER ON HIS HAT, GODDAMNIT!” at some poor exhausted PA.

Halfway through watching this, my eyes started to cross and I think it was my body’s way of telling me to stop watching it.

April 23, 2014 @ 12:09am with notes (1)  








If I didn’t have this stupid site to complain on, I would literally be standing on the corner, screaming at cars and people as they passed by.

April 22, 2014 @ 11:32pm with notes (1)  








lunarrspectre:

I did a thing

April 22, 2014 @ 11:28pm with notes (139)    via (root)








I can already tell the most annoying part of watching Fargo is gonna be searching tumblr for gifsets of Billy Bob Thornton’s character trolling stupid people and finding a million Martin Freeman gifs instead.

April 22, 2014 @ 11:26pm with notes (2)  








April 22, 2014 @ 8:22pm with notes (124083)    via (root)








Track Name: Are You Ready to Be Heartbroken? (Original Version)
Artist: Lloyd Cole & the Commotions
Album: Scared to Get Happy: A Story of Indie-Pop 1980-1989
18 plays




"Are You Ready to be Heartbroken?" (original version) // Lloyd Cole & the Commotions

April 22, 2014 @ 4:20pm with notes (2)  








Track Name: Jacques Derrida (12 inch version)
Artist: Scritti Politti
Album: Asylums in Jerusalem 12" single
14 plays




"Jacques Derrida" (12" version) // Scritti Politti

April 22, 2014 @ 4:16pm with notes (1)  








Track Name: Asylums In Jerusalem
Artist: Scritti Politti
Album: Asylums in Jerusalem 12" single
6 plays




"Asylums In Jerusalem" // Scritti Politti

With his hammer and his popsicle
They put him in the hospital for good

April 22, 2014 @ 4:13pm with notes (0)  








April 22, 2014 @ 3:27pm with notes (22461)    via (root)








April 22, 2014 @ 3:22pm with notes (602)    via (root)








ALH