The internal monologue that goes on whenever I cave to junk food. T_T
So, I was really interested in buying that 4 album R.E.M. Unplugged RSD box set, but since it had a limited pressing of 1,000, I knew the chances of getting one was slim. So I called up the record store yesterday night, and this is the conversation I had with this really super chirpy, extremely pleasant and polite salesgirl:
Me: “I just want to know if there’s any chance that you’re getting the R.E.M. box set.”
Her: (pause, as if she shouldn’t be telling me this, but then thought, “fuck it”) “Well…we only got one and it’s at the other location, and I know there’s about 25 people already fighting over it.”
Me: “Oh, hell no.”
Her: “I mean, you could try! There might be a chance you’ll get it!”
Me: “I’m not fighting with 25 people over an album. Besides, I’m short. I’ll get trampled on, or at the very least, shoved out of the way. Thanks for letting me know though.”
When I last checked, there were about 40 different R.E.M. box sets on ebay and all of them are going in the range of $150-$400, which is absolutely ridiculous. And I say this as a hardcore R.E.M. nut who was willing to shell out $90 for 4 LP’s AND who was going to stand in line for at 8 am like the loser that I am.
Also, I HOPE ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO BOUGHT THEM JUST TO SELL ON EBAY GET MOUTH HERPES AND VIOLENT UNCONTROLLABLE DIARRHEA FOR THE NEXT MONTH. ALL OF THEM.
Rick Moranis is 61 today, and you still miss him.
all day every day this one
if any of you guys ever met me irl you would probably go to the nearest free wifi hotspot and unfollow me straight after
I mean, I know eggs are washed and sanitized, but they still come out of A CHICKEN’S ASS.
Also, in looking up the amount of bacteria on eggshells, I found out there’s a magazine called “World Poultry”. There’s also “Pig Progress” and “All About Feed”. That last one sounds super exciting.
I feel like everyone probably knows this already, but you should never ever ever ever ever ever ever eat hard boiled eggs before you do any sort of strenuous exercise that involves running or jumping in place.
I don’t want to go into detail, but I did that once and halfway through my workout, I was laughing so hard, I was crying AND on the verge of vomiting all over the place. A rare feat, indeed.
just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are
Artist: Elvis Costello
Album: Armed Forces
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