sarahseeandersen:

The internal monologue that goes on whenever I cave to junk food. T_T

sarahseeandersen:

The internal monologue that goes on whenever I cave to junk food. T_T

April 19, 2014 @ 8:17pm with notes (52171)    via (root)








So, I was really interested in buying that 4 album R.E.M. Unplugged RSD box set, but since it had a limited pressing of 1,000, I knew the chances of getting one was slim. So I called up the record store yesterday night, and this is the conversation I had with this really super chirpy, extremely pleasant and polite salesgirl:

Me: “I just want to know if there’s any chance that you’re getting the R.E.M. box set.”

Her: (pause, as if she shouldn’t be telling me this, but then thought, “fuck it”) “Well…we only got one and it’s at the other location, and I know there’s about 25 people already fighting over it.”

Me:Oh, hell no.

Her: “I mean, you could try! There might be a chance you’ll get it!”

Me: “I’m not fighting with 25 people over an album. Besides, I’m short. I’ll get trampled on, or at the very least, shoved out of the way. Thanks for letting me know though.”

When I last checked, there were about 40 different R.E.M. box sets on ebay and all of them are going in the range of $150-$400, which is absolutely ridiculous. And I say this as a hardcore R.E.M. nut who was willing to shell out $90 for 4 LP’s AND who was going to stand in line for at 8 am like the loser that I am.

Also, I HOPE ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO BOUGHT THEM JUST TO SELL ON EBAY GET MOUTH HERPES AND VIOLENT UNCONTROLLABLE DIARRHEA FOR THE NEXT MONTH. ALL OF THEM.

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# sctv 








rickmoranisgifs:

Rick Moranis is 61 today, and you still miss him.

rickmoranisgifs:

Rick Moranis is 61 today, and you still miss him.

April 18, 2014 @ 3:18pm with notes (204)    via (root)








williebhines:

all day every day this one

williebhines:

all day every day this one

April 17, 2014 @ 3:35pm with notes (1105)    via (root)








fawun:

if any of you guys ever met me irl you would probably go to the nearest free wifi hotspot and unfollow me straight after

April 17, 2014 @ 3:31pm with notes (167747)    via (root)








Source: yzma Via: uninterestingurl
I mean, I know eggs are washed and sanitized, but they still come out of A CHICKEN’S ASS. 
Also, in looking up the amount of bacteria on eggshells, I found out there’s a magazine called “World Poultry”. There’s also “Pig Progress” and “All About Feed”. That last one sounds super exciting.

I mean, I know eggs are washed and sanitized, but they still come out of A CHICKEN’S ASS.

Also, in looking up the amount of bacteria on eggshells, I found out there’s a magazine called “World Poultry”. There’s also “Pig Progress” and “All About Feed”. That last one sounds super exciting.

April 17, 2014 @ 12:13am with notes (2)  








I feel like everyone probably knows this already, but you should never ever ever ever ever ever ever eat hard boiled eggs before you do any sort of strenuous exercise that involves running or jumping in place.

I don’t want to go into detail, but I did that once and halfway through my workout, I was laughing so hard, I was crying AND on the verge of vomiting all over the place. A rare feat, indeed.

April 16, 2014 @ 11:36pm with notes (1)  








adriofthedead:

vicemag:

A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

adriofthedead:

vicemag:

A quick tip for your elevator ride up to the office: grab a piping hot cuppa joe at the corner store and stick an egg in it to make a hard boiled morning snack.

just stick your hands in boiling hot coffee. go on. do it. just shove your fingers on in that blistering hot cuppa joe. throw an egg in there. who gives a shit. eat your god damn coffee eggs like the stupid slobbering idiot that you are

April 16, 2014 @ 11:29pm with notes (213685)    via (root)








Source: Vice Magazine Via: vantesla
Track Name: Moods For Moderns
Artist: Elvis Costello
Album: Armed Forces
39 plays




"Moods for Moderns" // Elvis Costello & the Attractions

April 16, 2014 @ 11:22pm with notes (19)    via (root)
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Via: bleutoile
Track Name: The Elephants Graveyard
Artist: The Boomtown Rats
Album: Mondo Bongo
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"The Elephants Graveyard" // The Boomtown Rats

April 16, 2014 @ 11:19pm with notes (1)  








Track Name: Money (That's What I Want)
Artist: The Flying Lizards
Album: The Flying Lizards
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goodfiddler:

The Flying Lizards - Money (That’s What I Want)

April 16, 2014 @ 11:02pm with notes (4)    via (root)
# musique 








stephaniecoco:

cool socks club

stephaniecoco:

cool socks club

April 16, 2014 @ 10:56pm with notes (6944)    via (root)








ALH