Honestly, I can’t tell you how great it feels to complain about everything.
Let’s put it this way, complaining keeps me from running small children over with my shopping cart, and knocking over people who walk too slow in front of me.
Complaining on tumblr is basically keeping me out of jail.
The more Olay ads that keep cloggin’ my dash, the less likely I am to buy their products.
Every other page, KNOCK IT OFF ALREADY. I’M NOT BUYING YOUR SHIT AND NOW I NEVER WILL.
Sorry, I was playing Kwazy Cupcakes. Kay, how you play you just line up three cupcakes with the same color frosting. Kaboom.
testicles are actually filled with candy so hit them really hard with bats
dont do this
you just want all the candy for yourself don’t you
The blondes pretended to find Handler’s Bartholin’s glands before Cameron Diaz explained, “We think the vagina is on the outside. I say grab a mirror and play along. Get in there.” The actress added, “Learn about it. You’re supposed to treat it like the beautiful flower that is, the delicate flower that it is. And you’re supposed to nurture it in all the ways that it needs nurturing.”
"So in essence," Handler said, smiling, "we should be watering it."
"Yes, watering it. Fertilizing it. It needs nourishment," Diaz said. "It’s hungry."
brb going to buy some Hot Pockets
Artist: The B-52's
Album: Cosmic Thing
Thanks, New York!
Artist: Billy Bragg
Album: Don't Try This At Home
Artist: The Sundays
Artist: The Ocean Blue
Album: Beneath The Rhythm And Sound
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The next person who tells me their Travolta name will get punched so hard in the face, they won’t even remember who John Travolta even is.
I don’t get why we’re making fun of him butchering that singer’s name. Did we not all see his terrible old man dye job?